“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest. ”
“Business idea: Merge a billiard table with a golf course, and make the pockets as deep as a typical politician's pants.”
“I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.”
“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.”
“Perhaps I am meant to swim in deep waters.... better deep than shallow!”