“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob.”

“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob”

“Have an apple. It’s bruised. I beat the hell out of it.”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.”

“I heard you calling out to me, but I almost didn’t reply because you were using another guy’s name.”