“I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number 33? Why you are, of course.”

“Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.”

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.”

“I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with me at 3:00 in room 315. The number 315 confuses you, so you wonder, “Did the room get moved, or the time?” Both did. You’re to meet me at 3:33 in room 333.”

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my semen out of beaker number two.”

“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”

“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people are all my clones.”