“I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the fact that she admires me.
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“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.”

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and that’s how you know they’re filled with secrets.”

“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.”

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”

“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What part about secret don't you understand?
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