“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine.”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone!”
“You have succeeded in life when all you really WANT is only what you really NEED.”
“I would rather have Sign of the Unicorn than all the boys in the valleys.”
“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the day you start telling me how to wear my shoes so I don’t upset the unicorns, I have a problem with you. The day you start involving the unicorns in making decisions for this country, I have a BIG problem with you.”