“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”

“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”

“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name.”

“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide and historical name recognition, yet I’d be anonymous.”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, because my two partners overruled my name suggestion.”

“My favorite tree is the Joshua tree, which is named after me. Well, it will be, once I change my name to Joshua.”