“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”
“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
“I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”
“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”
“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list.”