“I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”

“I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Factor of four, but I like to keep my Meow Factor as close to zero as I can. This system is not to be confused with my HV methodology, where I assign myself a Hooray Value of five.”

“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”

“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison system, I don’t have any friends.”

“All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system.”