“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.”

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.”

“I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.”

“I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.”

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.
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“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”