“I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.”

“If I were in Steve Prefontaine’s shoes, I’d have done the same thing he did. Except for all that running. I wouldn’t have done that.”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.”

“Always keep a litter bag in your car." -- Steve Martin”

“I have two friends, Grand and Ed, but I don’t take them for granted.
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“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”