“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.”
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
“My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.”
“Anyone who is too lazy to master the comparatively small glossary necessary to understand Chaucer deserves to be shut out from the reading of good books forever.”
“Marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.”