“I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet.”

“Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.”

“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, or any of my clones.”

“I’m 32 years old and I’m tired. It’s because I haven’t drank enough coffee. If I had, I’d probably only be 29.”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.”

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”