“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.”
“You’ll have to excuse Harry. He has what I call ‘chauffeured child syndrome.’ ” “He’s been driven all his life?” “That is correct. He has no drive of his own at all.”
“I don’t hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they’re not brighter than I am, I don’t need them.”
“[I]t is important not to abandon the practice [of yoga] because we believe it is driven by the wrong motivation. The practice of yoga itself transforms. Yoga has a magical quality. . . . (20)”
“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. ”
“Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...”