“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled grass clippings all over my feet and said, “Excuse the mess—I just stepped in real estate.” While the value of my words wasn’t like 2007 prices, it was still worth enough for him to let me in without making me take off my shoes.”

“Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your squeaky shoes—we’ve got work to do!”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve traveled with me every step of my journey.”

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”