“I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.”

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the dishwasher in the trunk.”

“My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns.”

“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I don't like keeping my socks in the freezer. Because if I did that, then where would I keep my underwear?”

“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.”