Jarod Kintz - “I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though...”

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

Jarod Kintz At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

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