“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertigo.”

“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simple window washer? My love is a hundred stories tall—and I wrote every single one of those stories.”

“I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.”

“After a long day of screaming at the trees, I smell like a skyscraper. Would you care to ride on my elevator shaft?”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but when I was, I felt like I’d rather wither.”

“My subconscious is like the ocean, only deeper and less polluted.”

“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than a limp, and less than a wheelchair.”