“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.”

“I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservations about my reservations.”

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”

“I wanted to sip my daily Starbucks coffee as I got to work early (no later than 11:00 am), have a late lunch (1:00-4:00), and work late (5:01) every day (except Thursdays and Fridays). I wanted a life so good even Scarface would want to scarf it up.”

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
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“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.”