“I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.”

“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.”

“I put a saddle on my salad, and I rode my horseradish to Rhode Island, where I was just in time to be late. I think I left my time zone change in my Arizona iced tea, so all I have to offer you to drink is water that’s been redirected from the Colorado River through a series of pipes and political litigation.”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.”

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!”

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”