“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.”

“I play the only instrument that takes in music rather than propelling it out: the ear trumpet. Don’t bother snickering at me—I am deaf to your mockery.
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“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invited.”

“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke their hair, pet it really, because you know who also doesn’t read? My cat. In essence, these people are pitiful, and no better than pets.”