“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”

“The man who pulled my winning raffle ticket out of the hat said I was one lucky guy. I guess he didn’t see me standing next to my clone, so I replied, “I am two lucky guys.”

“I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone.”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next. 
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“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And it feels good.”

“I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!”