“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.”
“If life is what you make it then make mine like my eggs, over easy.”
“For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.”
“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”
“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”
“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from my significant other, who has significantly more control over the relationship than I do.”