“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to myself.”
“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”
“Sometimes I spend all day in my dressing gown. But if I do dress, I make myself ravishing because then, I feel ravishing.”
“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”
“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.”
“The more time I spend with you, the more my mind is cluttered. I'm not used to doing nice things for anyone but all I want to do is make you happy.”