“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.”

“I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with”

“I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.”

“I was just hoping that you'd realize that guys like me, go with girls like you.”

“In a way, i feel sorry for boys. They're weak. You show them boobs or a butt and they just fall apart.But I feel sorry for girls, too. Because girls get screwed, even when they're not naked with a guy. Everyone hates girls--even other girls. I mean, "girl" is like an insult, you know? "That's so girly." "Stop being a girl." "You're like a little girl."Hey, you know what? I was a little girl once and I kicked ass. I was awesome.”

“I like to hang out clothes on windy days. Sometimes that's all I feel like. A sheet on a line.”