“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me, Tuesday! Please don’t Wednesday with my emotions.”

“A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a tree.”