“I like to spoon after I fork.”

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.”

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.”

“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaurant also offers silverware. As a tool, chopsticks are inferior to western utensils like the spoon and fork. So why use them? That’s like showing up to a math test with an abacus, knowing that the teacher is going to be handing out calculators.”

“I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. 
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