“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.”

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.”

“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?”

“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the scent of nostalgia, which is what they always smell like.”

“My favorite flower lost its voice, and through aroma therapy and the assistance of both my nostrils, I’m trying to help it get it back.”

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”