“I like watching other people watching other people.”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.”

“Some people believe that people are essentially evil. Others believe people are essentially good. I believe they are somewhere in the middle, like Denver.”

“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep.”