“I live my life according to a code. You might know it by the surname Morse.”

“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake.”

“I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.”

“Age is just a number. So is my area code.
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“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well I sing in the shower. And I might as well make millions off my cleanliness.”

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.”