“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”
“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”
“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”
“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.”
“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas somersaulting in unison, and I thought it’s a glorious day to be alive and in love.”
“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”