“I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.”

“I get up, because I’m supposed to, but if it were up to me, I’d stay in my seat for the rest of time.”

“I got out of my car, locked it tight as a virgin, and entered his back seat, where a Milky Way wrapper greeted me on the floor, a burnt cigarette mark greeted me on the seat, and the overpowering scent of upholstery cleaner nearly did me in.”

“Grandma kept turning around in the front seat of their old Fiat saying, "Look at you girls! On, Lena, you are a beauty!"Lena seriously wished she would stop saying that, because it was irritating, and besides, how was cranky Effie supposed to feel?”

“I had now officially secured my front row seat on the train to Hell. Choo choo”

“I close my eyes and lean my head against the seat, and the word fuck just repeats itself over and over in my head, because fuck.”