“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“I saw myself in a piece of glass that wasn’t a mirror. Was that my doppelganger or my clone? Who was that? Who am I? Maybe if I hadn’t been acting like a reverse Peeping Tom, trying to look out into the world, this existential dilemma wouldn’t have popped up.”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.”

“Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.”

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.
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“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.”