“I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in the trunk.”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.”

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the trunk, untied me, and took off my blindfold.”

“I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourself just to get my attention.”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them because they are so bright. They’re almost as blinding as my love for you, only not as runny.”