“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can stare at their tits like they are literature.”

“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s why I simply love continuously.”

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone were in love with her. But she didn’t even know I existed, just as I didn’t know my clone existed. I still don’t know he exists.”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.
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“I don’t know how to say it without saying it, so I’ll just not say it. Or I could show it, because that’s the only way to make love visible.”