“I made love to a woman on a boat once. It was still on the showroom floor, but the way I rocked it made it feel like the ocean. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“I have never, not once, not in my life, made love to any woman. Not once. Not until what I just did with you.”
“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two events are disappointingly not connected. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive.”
“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”