“I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So it was just one napkin, and I wiped my mouth with it after I was done.”

“I made a joke today, and I made it out of pennies. It was a very poor joke.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you could really see it. Sadly, I don’t have a necklace like that. The closest thing I have is a necklace made out of those glow in the dark stars you stick to bedroom ceilings. But I only wear that on special occasions, like bedtime. 
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“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.”