“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.”

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

“I plan on putting off death my whole life.”

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!
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“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can have that feeling of hitting your head against a brick wall all the time. 
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