“I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one person, I sure hope he has a lot of wall space, because he’ll be getting a lot of art from me.”

“Politics are like shoes. On one side you have the left, and on the other side you have the right. And every politician is essentially a shoe salesman trying to sell you one shoe, either the left or the right, whichever one he stands for. So I guess the only people who vote with complete confidence on election day are the ones with only one leg, and who's political stance matches their needs exactly. But I must say, a person loses a lot of personal freedom when they only have one leg.”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as a person.”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person. 
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“He has one of the worst personalities. Actually, you can’t call it a personality, since he acts more like an animal than a person.”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”