“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it developed and plentiful it became. Money makes money, and if art made art, there’s no prison in this country that could hold my creations.”

“I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.”

“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to myself.”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”

“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”