“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”
“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”
“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”
“You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.”
“And maybe leprechauns will poop rainbows on your pillow.”
“Trying to make sense of love is like trying to dissect a rainbow.”