“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

“After a shower, I like to let gravity and evaporation dry me off as I stretch out naked in the sun on my neighbor’s porch.”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did that one time, nine months before your birth.”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?”