“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”

“I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to me that what I thought was love, was actually lasagna. Still, I cling to my maxim: love is tasty.”

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think of me. And I’ll make you do it at gunpoint.”

“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”