“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE.”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to me that what I thought was love, was actually lasagna. Still, I cling to my maxim: love is tasty.”