“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“I make love like a flamethrower would make a good ice machine. But that’s OK, because I like ice water.”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well I sing in the shower. And I might as well make millions off my cleanliness.”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”