“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about, I just remember him smelling like chicken feed.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I met a man with no forehead and receding...” 1

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