“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but because it got under my skin without tickling my fancy.”

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”

“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itch. It’s like a red mosquito bite the size of Mars.”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drinking a thermos full of epidermis, and I thought, this must be what love feels like.”

“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”