“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink.”

“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.”

“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”

“I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.”

“The rivers are my memory, and I drink them at their basin and remember.”

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.”