“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”
“I think I'm holding on to a limb to keep from falling into a hole, but the limb turns out to be nothing but a twig, and the hole looks like the Grand Canyon.”
“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. Then, once you’re out of the hole, finish burying that dead guy before the cops arrive.”
“I've buried all the hatchets. But I know where I've buried them and I can dig them up again if necessary.”
“I was good at digging holes. It was the rest of life I sucked at.”
“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!”