“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).”
Jarod Kintz
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
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