“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).”

“I didn’t set out to discover Truth. I was simply hungry and digging deep in the back of the fridge and boom! there it was. And I’ve got to tell you, the Truth was tasty. 
”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit.”

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

“From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”