“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.”
“Am I alone in this mother-food connection or does being with your mom trigger the sudden and voracious need for large amounts of mac & cheese, rice pudding, and the scraps along the side of a bowl of cookie dough?”
“all i want...is mac and cheese”
“I am hungry, feed me; I am bored, amuse me.”
“When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.”
“You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility.”