“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did stop loving you.”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repeat an I love you. I repeat: I never repeat an I love you.”

“The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could love. And since somebody else never showed up, I did fall in love with her.”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,” no matter how sincerely you say it.”

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in his eyes and said, “I thought I shot you.” And his eyes never blinked, wavered, or watered as he said, “You did. You shot me in the leg. But you can’t kill love that easily. And today you’re going to learn how deadly Love can be.” That was over four years ago, and I’m still alive. So that was his plan all along, to serve me up a super slow death. Sort of like torture, only imperceptible and more pleasant.”

“I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.”